Christmas Carols

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

11. Tourets - We wish you damn crap Christmas and a chicken in your New Year.

12. Delusional - I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.

13. Major Depressive - Silent Night, Lonely night...all is sad...

15. Seasonal Affective Disorder - Walking in a winter bummer land.

16. Manic - Joy to the World...the sex is free.

17. Work-a-holic - Away in an office, no time for the family

18. Post-partum Depression - What child is this...

19. Autistic - Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, .....

20. Acute Stress Disorder - The 12 days of stressful Christmas

21. Agoraphobia - There's something stuck up in the chimney and I don't know ho to get out

22. Alzheimer's - On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...oh dear...I can't remember what they gave me?

23. Dyslexia - We wish yuo a happy Chirstmas and a mrry new yaer.

24. Insomnia - 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse...and once again I'm up staring at the clock unable to fall asleep.

25. Kleptomania - You're a mean one Mr. Grinch